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Fat Chicken's helping you pull the ladies...or get slapped...
1. Hi. Are you legal?
2. Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons.
3. You're ugly but you intrigue me.
4. Take off that dress and fuck my brains out, you cave newt
5. Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts
6. That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too
7. Your legs are like peanut butter... smooth, creamy, and easy to spread
8. I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
9. You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
10. Is that a keg in your back pocket, because I would love to tap that ass!
11. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
12. Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
13. Be unique and different, just say yes.
14. You have the face of a saint -- a Saint Bernard
15. You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
16. If you were a booger, I'd pick you first
17. There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name
18. I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey
19. What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
20. I'm here. What are your other two wishes?
21. I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
22. A women asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"
23. Can I see your tan lines?
24. Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
25. Do you spit or swallow?
26. Do you like short love affairs? I hate them. I've got all weekend
27. Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
28. Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
29. Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
30. I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
31. I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
32. I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
33. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
34. I'm a necrophiliac. How well do you play dead?
35. Me. I'm what's for dessert.
36. Hey baby, you want to be my bisquit... because i'm your gravy and i'll pour my love ALL OVER YOU
37. If you're naughty go to your room. If you wanna be naughty go to mine
38. Great legs, what time do they open?
39. We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw.
40. I love every bone in your body, especially mine!
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