...I wouldn't let Mama read these either...just saying
1. Yo momma is so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
2. Yo momma is like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows
3. Yo momma is so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch!
4. Yo momma is so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
5. Yo momma is so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
6. Yo momma is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
7. Yo momma is so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
8. Yo momma is so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare
9. Yo momma is so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours...for a quote!
10. Yo momma is so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
11. Yo momma is so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
12. Yo momma is so stupid she stole free bread.
13. Yo momma is so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
14. Yo momma is so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
15. Yo momma is so ugly she looks out the window and gets arrested!
16. Yo momma is so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
17. Yo momma is so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind.
18. Yo momma is so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
19. Yo momma is so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
20. Yo momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
21. Yo momma is so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
22. Yo momma is so old, her social security number is 1!
23. Yo momma is so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
24. Yo momma is so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
25. Yo momma is so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.
26. Yo momma is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
27. Yo momma is so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
28. Yo momma is so stupid she took an umbrella to see Purple Rain.
29. Yo momma is so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!!
30. Yo momma is so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
31. Yo momma is so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
32. Yo momma is so ugly that her face will make a freight train take a dirt road!
33. Yo momma is so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put, "O.K."
34. Yo momma is so ugly the NHL banned her for life.
35. Yo momma is so ugly, she walked into taco bell and they all ran for the border!
36. Yo momma is so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
37. Yo momma is so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
38. Yo momma is so ugly people go ask her for Halloween.
39. Yo momma is so old, she older than yo grandma!
40. Yo momma is so stupid she told everyone that she was, "Illegitiment" because she couldn't read.
41. Yo momma is so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.Yo momma so old, she has Jesus' beeper number!
42. Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
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